Since the election Fox News channel has lost a large portion of viewers and was reportedly behind CNN and MSNBC for the first time since 2000. Fox sprang into action to remedy this problem by hiring the campaign manager for Joe Biden’s election, Jennifer O’Malley Dillon. Excuse me, did I just say "manager", how un-woke of this respected satire publication, allow me to rephrase...womanager, Fox News hired the Biden campaign womanager. Dillon immediately earned her pay by replacing the software that counted viewers with Dominion. Dominion is normally used to count votes in several states during elections. Not only did Fox News viewers suddenly skyrocket after counting with the Dominion software but CNN and MSNBC seemed to have lost the exact same number of viewers. Things are really looking up at Fox News.
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