Captain Savage here….
The outcome of President Biden’s 2020 election was and still is highly in question by millions of Americans. The democrats and mainstream media insisted the high integrity of the election system meant there is no way there could be foul play. They insist this even though laws had recently been changed to make foul play easier than ever and they had spent the past 4 years claiming and spreading conspiracy theories as to Trump’s 2016 victory as they embraced crazy fantasies that he was a Russian Agent and oh so much more. I almost forgot this is supposed to be satire, allow me to begin now…you deserve more from Captain Savage.
The top election predictors have collaborated looking ahead to 2024 and have chosen Biden to be the winner with over 15 BILLION VOTES. Main factors to the prediction of Biden’s 2024 landslide win include the very generous coverage from the Media on Biden but largely are due to new unexpected trends. Many claim such a large win is impossible because the population of the USA is approximately 330 million people and Earth’s population approximately 7.5 billion, therefore there is no way Biden will get 15 billion votes. So what are the new trends that explain how this will happen?
The first trend to consider is the democrats’ plan for more voters by incentivizing illegal immigration and then making it possible for those illegals to vote. The democrats’ plan is for nearly the entire world to be living in America by 2024 due to poor border control and radical incentives. They suspect that only Kings, Emperors, and Presidents will stay in their countries till they realize they are all alone, then they will come to America after getting lonely enough.
Secondly as investigations have continued into Biden’s last victory there have been lots of dead people voting, more than ever before. It has also been shown that the dead people prefer Biden and there are billions of dead people so you add those votes to the live ones and BAM! YOU GOT 15 BILLION VOTES, IT’S SCIENCE. When one dead voter was asked why the dead overwhelmingly voted for Biden he said “The dead are very unrepresented in this country, but dead lives matter and Biden looks like he could be joining us anytime now with all that wind pushing him over so we believe he is personally invested in representing the rights of dead voters.”
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